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The car is parked in front yard and I'm sleepin with my clothes on I came in through the window last night and your gone

Lol speaking of kids mine got in trouble in school for telling an adult joke he overheard his mother tell on the phone

Spencer tracy, phil silver and Johnathan winter's make that movie

heard this before a bit different but still funny

Lil brown sausages layin in the sand I ain't no extra baby I'm a leading man my parole officer would be proud of me With my olds 88 and the devil on a leash.

A book called empires of light a book about the fight between Edison ,tesla/Westinghouse

Two antennas go and get married The wedding was a disaster But the reception was beautiful

you are not alone

Stop that train I want to get on my baby is leaving me now (Did ya hear that express yourself bratha)

This Is politically incorrect Much like my last one A hairlip gets a job as a toothbrush salesman. The first week his boss askes how many toothbrushes he has sold " he says 1 toothbrush " the boss says "well you have to do better then that" Well next week rolls around and the boss calls in the harelip in and asks "how many toothbrushes did you sell?") The hairlip says" 700 " his boss goes "holy cow that's a company record" " but how did you do it?" The hairlip say" well I went to the airport I set up a bowl of potato chips and a bowl of dip." As the people got off the plane i'd ask them if they some chips and dip?" When they took a bite of the dip they'd say this dip tastes like L poo and I'd say "it is want to buy a toothbrush?"

Have a good drown as you go down all alone

because it had one dog it was a sh** zoo

Why don't rabbits make noise when they make love Because they have cotton balls

Why do ducks have flat feet? To put out fires why do elephants have flat feet? To put out flaming ducks

I got into a conversation today over the fact there isn't a true American car I said probably the closest thing is now a Toyota camry or subaru I've been looking at new supposed U.S cars and noticed they are not made here what do you call a U.S. car a chrysler owned by fiat a Ford built in canada A chevy from Mexico or a Toyota the is built in the U.S. and sent back to Japan

I do too how is it the true greats die so young Steve McQueen John bulushi, John lennon, james dean, goorden lightffoot, and if youre cool you die younger imho. granted Joe cocker wasn't so young but still young in my eye's he will live foever

That gravelly voice will be missed hard to believe we lost two amazing talented artist on the same day 12 years apart joe cocker and joe strummer

So I jokingly said I wanted a new car for Christmas. Well my co-worker took me for my word and all I need is a shrink ray

I see this question hasn't cleared anything up for me

True I work on the BLAH_BLAH_BLAH_BLAH and always am scared they will blow no matter how many wires I pull saddly I drilled into an abs relay several yrs ago and it has made me gun shy (before I finished school don't want to make you to worried ) I now am A.S.E certified ) not English lol.

not a fan of ballistic seat belt and air bag control

I am a strong buick fan I love the 3.8 in my wife's lesabre which has 323,000 so far with only a upper/ lower intake replaced. I only cost me a little less then $100

ill admit I prefer chrysler products having ownimg 3 atm but I also love chevy having my high school Camaro still 20 yrs later I'm only missing a ford in my stable but would gladly add one I agree with Bill but I know there is heated debates out there and wondering which became the most heated

I have been wondering this for a bit which is the biggest debate? Ford Vs. Chevy, chevy vs. Dodge or dodge vs. Ford. I love all three all made good cars and trucks but just trying to figure out who fights the worst of the three

My mom every christmas with her sister made LudiFisk I swear you could smell it two blocks away