Ace-Garageguy

Apes have the cool thing down.

Smart people realize that there's way more they don't know than they know, they're open to learning and revising their ideas when presented with new evidence, and they don't blindly follow whatever opinion or fad is trending.

Engine noises coming from a moose might be a sign of trouble.

Tough times are hard on those who don't deal well with adversity.

"Woodpecker Treat" is the name of the suet cakes most of the local wild birds seem to prefer, including 4 species its namesake.

Run Spot, run.

I hope the bill passes. A little rationality as to how vehicles that contribute a miniscule, almost nonexistent amount to "pollution" would be a good thing. The state I'm in has very reasonable vintage vehicle emissions and registration laws, as does the one I'm moving to. I'll refrain from further remarks about California that would be blatantly political.

In difficult times it seems like it would be nice to have friends to lean on a little, but reality favors self-reliance.

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." Martin Luther King Jr.

Bodega Bay was the setting for Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds.

An apple a day is 365 apples a year, and that's a lot of apples.

Never put off 'til tomorrow something you can weasel out of entirely.

Knows the Nose a thing or two about Mrs. Calabash, but not apparently her location.

Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their qwertyuiop.

Folk-slingers are trebuchets that launch people.