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[A modeler named mike]

Market place is where you can find some pretty good deals on everything from clothing, kids toys to motorcycles, which is what my brother just bought for his post midlife crisis toy.

Edited February 15 by A modeler named mike
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[Ace-Garageguy]

Toy sections of some drug and department stores used to sell models too.

[A modeler named mike]

Too many times I've said to myself, "I'll never do that again", only to find that it fell on deaf ears.

[LennyB]

Ears are things most everyone has and while in general they are in working order a vast percentage of the time people don’t pay attention to the things they hear.  

[A modeler named mike]

"Hear that?", said the tracker while placing his ear to the railroad track, it's the 5 o'clock westbound heading this, Whoo-Whoo, SQUISH!

[LennyB]

Squish is what happened to the pennies we left on the railroad tracks.  

[A modeler named mike]

Tracks made by deer lead straight to bush that was completely stripped of it's foliage, and the thoughtful deer left behind some pellets as a thank you.

(I'll spare the photo)

[Ace-Garageguy]

You reminded me that Caribou Coffee used to (still may) sell little bags of chocolate covered coffee beans that looked like...well, you know.

Edited February 15 by Ace-Garageguy

[LennyB]

Know exactly what you mean, I was going to have a second cup of coffee but now I'm having second thoughts.

[A modeler named mike]

Thought you Knew exactly what you're going to purchase when going to the hobby shop but as soon as you enter that isle of styrene heaven, the mind goes blank and the wallet starts to quiver.

[LennyB]

Quiver is a container for holding arrows the type of which were used by Robin Hood.

[A modeler named mike]

Hood latches are just as important as lug nuts, and if you don't believe me, remove them and see.

[Little Timmy]

See what happens when you listen to Mike, your hoods over there in oncoming traffic .

 

[A modeler named mike]

Traffic swerving to the left and then to the right, meanwhile red and blue lights with sirens blaring as the cop is bearing down hard on the idiot with no hood and sparks a flying, see I was right.

[LennyB]

Right you were but what does that mean about me when I once drove my T-Bird 2 hours to a salvage yard without a hood and drove back with one.

[JollySipper]

One would have to think that your engine ran extra cool that day.........

[A modeler named mike]

Day job positions requesting vampires are always vacant, as the blood bank applications submitted by vampires are overwhelming the HR department. 

Edited February 15 by A modeler named mike

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Department of Corrections" is a name I always found misleading, as it seems like "detention and punishment" are what's provided, and considering the high rate of recidivism, I'm not too clear on just exactly what gets "corrected".

Edited February 15 by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Corrected aesthetics are required to get some Palmer models presentable.

[LennyB]

Presentable, make yourself presentable is what I always heard as a kid when company was coming over.

[Rodent]

Over the river and through the woods is not where my grandmother lived.

[LennyB]

Lived a while when she loved me, died a little when we broke apart.

 

[NOBLNG]

Apart is not the state in which you find glue bombs at the flea market.

[thatz4u]

Market is were the food budget get blown apart..

[A modeler named mike]

Apart again, always longing to be together once again, only time can bring this to fruition and heel old wounds and make life as it was once again.