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[A modeler named mike]

Lawyers that I use is Screwum, Duwe and Howl, so far I've gotten great results. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Results similar to what the firm of Ditcher, Quick, and Hyde achieves are what you really want from your legal representation.

                                              

Edited April 10 by Ace-Garageguy

[Tim W. SoCal]

Lawyers, in my limited experience, usually represent their own self interests above anything and everything else, but a few of them have great morals and social ethics a accomplish a LOT of good...

[Ace-Garageguy]

Good representation requires your attorney to be very well grounded in applicable law, capable of reading and understanding complex documents, and an innate strength of character so he'll keep going when the battle becomes more than just filing papers and making mumbling court appearances.

[LennyB]

Appearances are everything when you are a lawyer, but an interesting name helps bring attention, I know one named Butts and another named Dickover, I’m sure they hear a lot of grief during their briefs.
 

(Their real names which were not changed to protect the innocent)

Edited April 10 by LennyB

[thatz4u]

briefs are worn by my lawyers, Hoodwink, Fleeze, & Steele...

[LennyB]

Steele makes good rubber restoration parts, wonder if Rubber makes good replacement fenders?  

[NOBLNG]

Fenders or no fenders on a ‘32 ford is always a dilemma.

[LennyB]

Dilemma in da coconut and mix dem both together.

 

 

Edited April 10 by LennyB

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Together forever 'til death do us part" is what I signed up for, but the ladies involved apparently didn't...much to my dismay.

                                                 

Edited April 11 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

Dis-may I'll plant my garden.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Garden vegetables can save you a lot of money, but OMG OMG OMG you might have to get your hands dirty.

[JollySipper]

Dirty hands are a small price to pay for that awesome tomato on whitebread sandwich with a lot of mayo and pepper.........

[A modeler named mike]

Pepper spray is not a good addition to any sandwich.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Sandwich making is a valuable survival skill, and costs a helluva lot less than relying on Grubhub, UberEats, and DoorDash.

Edited April 11 by Ace-Garageguy

[LennyB]

Door dash is a fancy name for a glove box.   

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Box lunch" is a light meal like a sandwich sometimes offered on or included in touristy trips like steam-train excursions.

                              

Edited April 11 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

Excursions on a scenic Railroad is well worth the time, it's like stepping back in time as was ours on the Strasburg Railroad in Lancaster Pennsylvania.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Pennsylvania still had old-school steel mills with blast furnaces, and they'd light up the night sky for miles when I was a little kid.

Edited April 11 by Ace-Garageguy

[Tim W. SoCal]

kid me or kid me not, but  some exigencies are more strange than we can imagine

[A modeler named mike]

Imagine if you were never allowed to indulge in the fun of model building and all of the satisfaction of self improvement of your skills that comes with it, what a dull world that would be to live in, just horrible. 

[NOBLNG]

Horrible glue bombs can present quite a challenge to resurrect.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Resurrect a model that was assembled with a whole tube of glue, painted with a dirty pinecone, then smashed and most of the parts thrown away if you want a challenge.

Edited April 12 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

A-way with all the normalities in resurrecting that disheveled monstrosity, grab the M-80's and let the big bang begin!

[LennyB]

Begin a sentence with “A-way”, where did that come from?