One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Season changes make life more interesting, 'cause it would be boring to be warm and dry all the time.  

[stitchdup]

time waits for no man unless you buy a chinese watch

Edited February 17, 2024 by stitchdup
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[Ace-Garageguy]

Watch your watch, 'cause even stopped, it's still pretty amazingly right twice every day.  

Edited February 17, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[Classicgas]

Day by day time keeps ticking away.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Away team to beam up, Mr. Worf; there's still no intelligent life here."

[atomicholiday]

Here we go again...

[bobthehobbyguy]

Again and again I keep doing the same thing and the outcome never changes.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Changes are a guaranteed part of life, so it's best to go with the flow as far as the ones you can live with, and just learn to ignore the rest.

[1972coronet]

"REST STOP IN 300 MI.", read the roadside sign on I-40 in Ludlow, Ca.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Ca." with a small "c" means "circa".

Edited February 18, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[89AKurt]

Circa, I thought that was an unfinished circle, with a lisp. 

[Big John]

Circa 1954 Movie "Them" started with an invasion of giant Ants in Ludlow CA, so now, every time I pass that way I keep a wary eye out for antenna on the horizon!

Edited February 18, 2024 by Big John

[Classicgas]

Lisp pronounced lithp is a lisp?

[Big John]

Lisp ing to Port the watch call out to the Captain!

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Captain" was pronounced more like "kyepton" by Mr. Chekov.

Edited February 18, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Chekov all the things on your list that you have finished.

[slusher]

Finished is this cold windy day, not a day for toupees…

[JollySipper]

Toupees aren't gonna be enough in a few years, I'll need Threepees to cover the cue.......

[Ace-Garageguy]

Cue the unruly crowd to queue up if they want their cue balls autographed by Minnesota Fats.

[Classicgas]

Fats can be healthy if you eat the right ones.

[atomicholiday]

Ones got to eat healthy fats if I understand you correctly.

[bobthehobbyguy]

Correctly answering all the questions on a test will get you 100 percent.

[1972coronet]

"Percent" , or Per Cent , means "Of One Hundred"  , per centuri 

[Classicgas]

Centuri, alpha is the closest star to earth, not including the Sun, aka Sol.

[1972coronet]

Sol-power technically applies to everything on Earth, as it is, after all, a part of the solar system