One sentence game

[NOBLNG]

Interwebs are at the center of the outerwebs methinks.

[Ace-Garageguy]

              Methinks thou dost have an interesting idea there.

Edited December 25, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[slusher]

There was no White Christmas for many children this year!

[LennyB]

Year end is a week away who’s up for going to Times Square and freezing your buns off standing around waiting for a crystal ball to fall?

[GLMFAA1]

Fall is really Autumn but is called fall because that's what the *^%$^ leaves do!

[slusher]

Do it every year I get really sad for a while every Christmas missing my parents and grandmother and 2  nephews who’s are not here any more and get to feeling better after a few hours..

[NOBLNG]

Hours and hours I spend in a conundrum wondering how to fix a minor problem.

[A modeler named mike]

Problem solved if you have Amnesia, you will not remember the conundrum so it will not need to be fixed.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Fixed" is what I'd like to be able to say about a nagging personal issue, but it ain't gonna be any time soon.

[LennyB]

Soon means different things to different people, but the ones who annoy me the most are the ones that soon is never soon enough.

[NOBLNG]

Enough of this waiting around for you to get on with it.

[LennyB]

It came from outer space, landed, looked around and left after deciding it didn't like the look of the place.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Place your bets, ladies.

[LennyB]

Ladies and Gentlemen, in this corner we have Big Bonz Jim weighing in at 97 lbs, and in the other corner we have Model Master Will with the plastic jaw weighing in at 225 lbs, place your bets this is going to be a quick fight.

[A modeler named mike]

Fight, fight,  Holy Cow! yelled the crowd as Model Master Will unexpectedly went down fast and hard, apparently Big Jim hasn't bathed in months and the stench from being in a headlock did him in.

[Little Timmy]

In Big Bonz Jim's defence, the water department had accidentally ripped out his water line while doing some exploratory  digging.

 

 

 

Edited December 26, 2024 by Little Timmy
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[NOBLNG]

Digging were they, because Big Jim plugged the plumbing in the outhouse?

Edited December 26, 2024 by NOBLNG

[LennyB]

Outhouse, also know as a privie or earth closets, mostly had one hole but some had two, some also had one large seat and one smaller seat for children.

[slusher]

Children should be happy playing with their new toys and being out of school!

Edited December 27, 2024 by slusher
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[LennyB]

School principal called last night,it seems they made a mistake and you have to do third grade all over again.

[A modeler named mike]

Again?, awe shucks it's the third time I's be going to that class.

[JollySipper]

Class designations of Mercedes' is how they differentiate between their models.........

[slusher]

Models for Christmas! This year I received none."

[Falcon Ranchero]

None; that's too bad, I mean I got only one but even that's better than none. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"None" is how much enthusiasm I have this morning, but it'll come on line shortly.