LennyB Posted March 28 Posted March 28 Button, button, who has the button, I would hope I did so I could hit it and turn her off. 2
A modeler named mike Posted March 28 Posted March 28 "Off with your head", she said as your finger was heading towards that button. 2
LennyB Posted March 28 Posted March 28 (edited) Button your lip and don't let the shield slip, take a fresh grip on your bulletproof mask and if they try to break down your disguise with their questions,you can hide, hide, hide behind paranoid eyes. Edited March 28 by LennyB 1
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 28 Posted March 28 (edited) Eyes-on-the-prize and dancers' thighs and Lucy-in-the-skies and the hows-and-whys all help make the world go 'round. Edited March 28 by Ace-Garageguy 1
NOBLNG Posted March 28 Author Posted March 28 Round about now I’m going to have to go out and fire up the snowblower.
LennyB Posted March 28 Posted March 28 Below the sea, the water's free, where you can swim and frolic and simply be, a happy clam, without a plan, until Monstro the whale stops by and just ruins your day. 1
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 28 Posted March 28 (edited) Day after day, it's just one dang thing after another... Edited March 28 by Ace-Garageguy 2
JollySipper Posted March 29 Posted March 29 (edited) Another few weeks and you'll finally be able to escape into retirement, though, correct? Edited March 29 by JollySipper 2
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 29 Posted March 29 Correct answers don't always satisfy argumentative types who just HAVE to keep running their mouths, whether they have any hope of accomplishing anything or not. 2
slusher Posted March 29 Posted March 29 Not one to argue myself but my ex wife was never happy an just blew marriage number five… 1
A modeler named mike Posted March 29 Posted March 29 Five o'clock is coming in a half hour, at least that's what my clock shows and I can't argue with it since it's alarmingly right.
LennyB Posted March 29 Posted March 29 "Right Said Fred" (also written "Right, Said Fred") is a novelty song of 1962 written by Ted Dicks and Myles Rudge.
NOBLNG Posted March 29 Author Posted March 29 Rudge wheels are a feature that I added to my Mercedes Gullwing. 4
LennyB Posted March 29 Posted March 29 Gull wings are an idea Tesla took but if you’ve ever tried to get into one of those things you have to watch out or it will knock you over.
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 29 Posted March 29 (edited) Over here we don't make no dang car parts outta seagulls and fudge. Edited March 29 by Ace-Garageguy
stitchdup Posted March 29 Posted March 29 fudge packer was genuinely one of my previous job titles but could be deemed offensive without context which in this case was placing fudge into boxes 3
89AKurt Posted March 29 Posted March 29 (edited) Handy to have two hands to fill up with ethanol-free GAS. not petrol or fuel https://youtu.be/vNLLZf-51O8?si=JyMfw3CMOuDUCgNu Edited March 29 by 89AKurt
NOBLNG Posted March 29 Author Posted March 29 (edited) Gas, grass or something else….nobody rides for free.🤓 Edited March 29 by NOBLNG 1
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 30 Posted March 30 "FREE LUNCH only $15.95" said the sign in front of Joe's Home Cookin' 1
JollySipper Posted March 30 Posted March 30 'Cookin' With Sasquatch' never really caught on, possibly because he actually did put his foot in the dish........... 1
A modeler named mike Posted March 30 Posted March 30 Likes and Loves are two totally different things, as my friends like me but my wife Loves me, at least that's what she says every pay day. 1
JollySipper Posted March 30 Posted March 30 Pay Day's almost totally nuts! (and a really good candy bar at that..........) 2
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