Classic Car Funnies

[Falcon Ranchero]

Or "memes"; noticed a "Model car memes" thread but I figured memes about real cars would be restricted for that thread, so that is what this thread is for. Here's a few good ones from the Inter-Web. You can add some you find or make your own.

 

[Falcon Ranchero]

How does a car get that rusty

Edited August 22, 2024 by Falcon Ranchero

[Fat Brian]

49 minutes ago, Falcon Ranchero said:

How does a car get that rusty

No lowballers, I'll know what I got

[Falcon Ranchero]

[Falcon Ranchero]

More cars for sale from Craigslist:

 

[Fat Brian]

1 hour ago, Falcon Ranchero said:

More cars for sale from Craigslist:

That's a typo, it should say 69 Chevy with big rock.

Edited August 22, 2024 by Fat Brian

[Falcon Ranchero]

[Mike 1017]

Very entertaining. Thanks for posting My favorite one is Ran when parked.

Mike

[iamsuperdan]

19 hours ago, Falcon Ranchero said:

 

Keep in mind that owner's manuals usually change in response to user issues. So that means that the previous, older generations tried drinking the contents of the battery and looked into the headlights.

 

 

 

[Falcon Ranchero]

These are nice

 

[Falcon Ranchero]

[Falcon Ranchero]

turns into a Gremlin

[Falcon Ranchero]

wow ok

[stavanzer]

8 hours ago, Falcon Ranchero said:

wow ok

Can you say "Photoshop"?

That is my guess anyway.

[stavanzer]

9 hours ago, Falcon Ranchero said:

I'd really like to know more about this car and the owner! Really clever setup, and a "Won't Take No for an Answer" mindset!

[slusher]

On 8/22/2024 at 12:43 PM, Falcon Ranchero said:

How does a car get that rusty

One good pothole and that car is history..

[ChrisBcritter]

[Falcon Ranchero]

Darth Vader Car; isn't this the Saab concept car?

[Brian Austin]

I've seen some of these posted over and over countless times on FB.  Many I've seen just come across as having a condescending or even aggressive tone.  It should be noted regarding the first one, for example, that when the 1960 models made their debut, the 1959 Cadillacs were already out of fashion, and then as time went on they were regarded as white elephants. Any 15-20 year old car will be deemed uninspiring by collectors.   So I can imagine a future where Kias will be collectible.  Give it a few decades.  So there.  ?

Most of the memes I've seen seem to have an air of "Old Man Afraid of Change".  ?

 

Having said all that, the SAAB meme above this post is pretty funny.

[Brian Austin]

Actually the "kids these days" in this meme are spending their time doing the things they want to do, rather than having to fix a car that keeps breaking down every weekend.   ?

As far as tire changing goes, I haven't needed to do that in many years myself. 

 

[Falcon Ranchero]

7 hours ago, Brian Austin said:

Kias will be collectible.  Give it a few decades.

Funny you should mention that; currently, my grandma drives a 2007 Kia Spectra, and even though it is your typical grocery getter, it isn't a terrible little car. You may be right, it could very well be collectible in the future; if the car lasts that long

[Falcon Ranchero]

[Falcon Ranchero]

I would be a little skeptical at first, but I would take off the head and tail, but if that wasn't allowed, I would probably avoid driving a chicken.

 

[stavanzer]

10 minutes ago, Falcon Ranchero said:

I would be a little skeptical at first, but I would take off the head and tail, but if that wasn't allowed, I would probably avoid driving a chicken.

 

Of Course! You'd never lose it in a Parking Lot.

[ChrisBcritter]

Sure I would! Straight to the nearest demolition derby. 

Free maintenance, right? "OK, you guys - fix it!"