Joe Handley Posted March 2, 2015 Posted March 2, 2015 This is way too funny! Definitely a "diet" snack one won't want to eat! Especially if they're made like the Haribo Sugar Free Gummies are made
Roadrunner Posted March 4, 2015 Posted March 4, 2015 I'm a clairvoyant amnesiac; I know in advance that I won't remember.
Roadrunner Posted March 4, 2015 Posted March 4, 2015 By the way, do cows squirt milk through their noses when they laugh? That's udderly improbable.
Roadrunner Posted March 4, 2015 Posted March 4, 2015 then why is it sold in the canned vegetable aisle? Because there's no canned grain aisle?
Miserable Soul Posted March 4, 2015 Posted March 4, 2015 My doctor told me im a kleptomaniac ..... its ok.im taking something for it
Miserable Soul Posted March 4, 2015 Posted March 4, 2015 What kind of cheese is not yours? Nacho cheese
unclescott58 Posted March 4, 2015 Posted March 4, 2015 What do you call a cow with three legs? lean beef A cow with no legs? Ground beef. Scott
Harry P. Posted March 4, 2015 Posted March 4, 2015 Have you heard about the insomniac agnostic with dyslexia? He stays up all night long wondering if there really is a dog...
unclescott58 Posted March 5, 2015 Posted March 5, 2015 Have you heard about the insomniac agnostic with dyslexia? He stays up all night long wondering if there really is a dog... A good joke is worth repeating. I think the last two. Both yours Harry and mine are repeats, told here before. Scott
DaveM Posted March 5, 2015 Posted March 5, 2015 Have you heard about the new church for vegetables? Every Sunday the Pastor says, "Lettuce pray."
Draggon Posted March 5, 2015 Posted March 5, 2015 I'm a clairvoyant amnesiac; I know in advance that I won't remember. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
oldnslow Posted March 7, 2015 Posted March 7, 2015 (edited) Please see #1 of the above post. The second before you realize you're following too close. Tired of people stealing the beer out of your garage? Edited March 7, 2015 by oldnslow
oldnslow Posted March 7, 2015 Posted March 7, 2015 When you're waiting for PIZZA ! The non domestic male.
oldnslow Posted March 7, 2015 Posted March 7, 2015 Outside exercise. or you could just go for a ride.
oldnslow Posted March 7, 2015 Posted March 7, 2015 (edited) Udder nonsense. The Monkey King. Edited March 7, 2015 by oldnslow
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